Ulrika Jonsson got a few things off her chest in a foul-mouthed rant about hating her boobs.
The TV star knocked her knockers after being left in tears while being fitted for a new bra.
Ulrika, 52, unleashed some Instagram fury and told her followers: “T**s. Boobs. Knockers. Whatever you call them.
“I’ve hated mine since before they arrived. Mainly because they were late and unexpectedly big.
“Reduced them in 2009. Asked for a ‘Kate Moss’ (ie, flat because that is the most appealing, in my view) but had to have something to fit my frame.
“Then, years later they were inflated by the sodding menopause.”
The Shooting Stars favourite also revealed slimming down had made things worse.
She added: “And now, I’ve unintentionally, unexpectedly lost weight and went to be measured for a new bra because my paracetamols won’t fill the hammock I’m currently wearing, only to be told I’m a nightmare size because I’m tiny but need a big cup because I’ve ‘lost volume’.
“I wanted to cry in the changing rooms. With all that excess skin and stupid bra measurement.”
This comes a few months after Ulrika Jonsson discussed her failed relationship with husband Brian Monet on Loose Women.
The former Gladiators star said she had to end the marriage due to a lack of intimacy between herself and Brian.
Ulrika told the Loose Women cast they had sex once in eight years.
She told Ruth Langsford and the rest of the panel: "I was interested [in sex].
"I tried hard in intervals to bring the subject up.
Ulrika confessed that she barely instigated sex as she was scared of being rejected.