Kerry Katona enjoyed getting down and dirty on a farm so much, she’s planning to buy her own plot of land.

“I want to go from queen of the jungle to farmer’s wife,” she announces, despite protestations from fiance Ryan Mahoney...

Being mum to five children adequately prepared for her stint on Celebs on the Farm, as she admits: “It was like going from home to home - I was used to the chaos.

“I have bipolar and the time I was on the farm I didn’t have one down day,” she continues. “It was just something very therapeutic about being outdoors.”

Kerry would prefer not to milk cows again - goats are fine - but claims to have been a dab hand clipping the nails of a well-endowed ram, quipping to her fellow farmhands: “Now you all know how I’ve got three men to marry me.”

Kerry Katona is going to be appearing on Celebs on the Farm

She was so sad to leave, she “proper sobbed” while saying goodbye to all her new friends - a herd of cows.

Elsewhere in the upcoming series, where the stars are shown the ropes by Yorkshire farmer Chris Jeffery, Shaun Williamson wrestles a ram and Duncan James from Blue came face to face with the rear end of a cow.

“Duncan got a nice little bit of poo on his face,” laughs Sean. “Probably not enough for our liking.”

Farmer Chris Jeffery will be in charge of the stars
Celebs on the Farm starts next month on MTV

*Celebs on the Farm starts next month on MTV.

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