Two months ago on Thursday, President Joe Biden fell off his bike, sparking disrespectful ridicule online. But he's wearing sunglasses now, which symbolizes his resurgence in the presidency.It's not just sunglasses, it's what inspired the New York Times to name him " Aviator Joe." It's a special pair of sunglasses.
It's probably no coincidence that Biden showed off his sunglasses. The Times has claimed Prez as the highest-grossing film of the year.
The Times reported that Biden's "public-service-is-cool persona" and "Ray-Ban 3025s — his signature wire-rimmed, dark, teardrop-shaped sunglasses — were once again a man." coat of arms.” CNN also covered the same theme. A set of national priorities.
Biden can speak coherently. Does he cough frequently? It's like auditioning for Marlborough Man. He looks like Houdini trying to escape heavy chains and ropes. 16} Is it hard to put on? It doesn't matter—he's wearing sunglasses.
The media is desperate to convince Americans that there is a dynamic, benevolent spirit behind these colored frames. Is this a modern version of Hans Christian Andersen's story "The Emperor's New Clothes"? Is Biden as mentally naked as the emperor of that story struts down the street in his birthday suit, Biden is increasing federal spending. This proves him to be a savior, according to Beltway's score.
Politico said, "The passage of theInflation Reduction Act will make Biden one of the most legislatively successful presidents of our time." Washington The Post roared "Biden's hot streak from poolside to Capitol" and MSNBC hailed the Inflation Reduction Act as one of "President Biden's big victories."
It is irrelevant that the Congressional Budget Office and many independent You're an idiot who trusts the fake titles attached. It would have been more accurate to name the bill "Boarhawging Taxpayers Again Act." Hiring 87,000 new IRS agents and employees will drop the hammer on millions of working and middle-class Americans. According to Senator Ben Cardin (D-Maryland), "If you'renot cheating on your taxes,you have nothing to worry about." creating a never-ending tax tripwire, the IRS has long stopped answering calls from the majority of taxpayers.
But that doesn't matter. Because Biden media supporters can endlessly chant the name of the law to convince gullible voters that Joe is saving them. Similarly, experts are touting a new law that would allow the Commerce Department to spend more than $50 billion to boost semiconductor production. Has the Department of Commerce demonstrated the ability to produce anything? } Victory Lap
A flurry of accolades he earned for shoving boondoggle after boondogru through Congress. Journalists are mostly devoted Democrat zealots. They realize that whatever Biden appears to be successful can limit the damage his party suffers in the midterm elections. The media can pretend the president is a saint unless he indicts Hunter Biden onor appoints a special counsel to investigate Joe Biden's profiteering from Hunter.
These aviator glasses are the 2022 version of Biden's 2020 presidential campaign. For most of that race, Biden hid out in a basement in Delaware, but the media assured Americans that he was a great leader waiting to save the country. Wearing a can prevent you from seeing the president dazed and confused. The president wrestles with teleprompters,shakes hands with people who cannot see.
President George W. Bush pretended to be a jet pilot when he stepped onto the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln during the 2003 "Mission Accomplished" ceremony. Similarly, New York Times columnist David Brooks said that in 2005 he met Barack Obama, his senator, and fainted "at the sight of his pant legs and perfectly creased panties." Did.
Perhaps there is a reason why his trends in American fashion should never start in Washington.
All that's missing from the recent media hype is a band of trumpeters heralding the arrival of Fact his Checkers. It's probably only a matter of time before self-proclaimed experts confirm that wearing aviator sunglasses proves Biden is the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln or Millard Fillmore.
James Bovard is the author of 10 books and a member of the USA Today Contributor Board.
