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Rancher launches bizarre rant at herd of cattle

This is the hilarious moment a rancher went on a bizarre rant at a herd of confused cows. 

Max Cookie from Bastrop, Texas, explained how he was digging out the pond on the ranch after it had dried up. 

The video shows the graphic designer driving a tractor through the field before the herd of cows begin to follow him after mistaking Max for delivering hay to them.  

Max Cookie from Bastrop, Texas, explained how he was digging out the pond on the ranch after it had dried up

Footage shows Max reversing the tractor across a field as the herd slowly begin to follow him. 

Max slowly drives the tractor across the field as the herd start to sniff on the wheels of the tractor.  

The rancher explains: 'So the cows think I am delivering hay but I am trying to deliver a f****** hole. God d****. 

The video shows the herd of cows following the tractor before some of the cows begin to sniff the dirt

Speaking to the cows, he adds: 'Get away! No! Oh my God figure it out! Ladies it's like a zombie movie! I am trying to dig.'  

'There is not anything. Stop. What? There is nothing. Oh my God it is the entire herd.' 

Max stops the tractor and begins to pile up a mound of soil in a pile as he digs a hole in the field. 

He adds: 'Guys, guys it is dirt. It's dirt, it's dirt - it's not hay. It's dirt! You know it is dirt! Eclair!]

Speaking to the cows, Max adds: 'Get away! No! Oh my God figure it out! Ladies it's like a zombie movie! I am trying to dig'

The cows mistook the dirt for hay and sniff at the ground and one cow even begins rolling in the mound of dirt

Meanwhile one cow begins to rub her face in the dirt while the herd gathers around. 

'What in the absolute s*** are you doing. What is that about? It is dirt.' 

The clip, posted to TikTok, garnered 562,000 likes captioned: 'Tried to dig out the pond today and it didn’t go well.' 

The clip, posted to TikTok, garnered 562,000 likes captioned: 'Tried to dig out the pond today and it didn’t go well'

One commented: 'The cows: Master has brought us dirt. We do not know why he has brought dirt. But we must cherish the dirt, to show him our love and appreciation.' 

Another added: 'It's not their fault if you used the hay tractor. You gotta use the dirt tractor.'   

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