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Mac on Prince Philip

'You must be joking. I'm not going to wear a bloody halo!' 

'Don't worry! You've got five seconds' start and if it's not a clean shot, my wife wrings your neck'

'Now what has New Labour done? First they scrap Britannia, then the Royal Train...' 

'I'll tell everyone he slipped in the bath. But I'm warning you, Harry - don't you dare take your grandfather clubbing again' 

'How terribly exciting, Philip, dear. They're making a film called Helen Mirren and I've been offered the part'

'Right. I've decided. After the Jubilee adn the Olympics we slow down a bit. What do you think, Philip?' 

'I assure you, ambassador, my wife meant no offence to you slitty-eyed people'

'Of course, Kate. Now that he's retired completely I'm sure he'd love to babysit a few days a week. I'll ask him'

Football news:

Griezmann spoke with Hamilton and visited the Mercedes boxes at the Spanish Grand Prix
Barcelona feels that Neymar used it. He said that he wanted to return, but extended his contract with PSG (RAC1)
Aubameyang to the Arsenal fans: We wanted to give you something good. I am sorry that we could not
Atletico did not lose at the Camp Nou. Busquets' injury is the turning point of the match (and the championship race?)
Verratti injured his knee ligaments in PSG training. Participation in the Euro is still in question
Neymar's contract in one picture. Mbappe wants the same one
Manchester United would like to sign Bellingham in the summer, not Sancho. Borussia do not intend to sell Jude