A furious farmer fined a randy couple £50 after they parked up on his land to have sex only for their car to get stuck in the mud.
Campbells Recovery, based in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, were called to the scene after the farmer discovered the lovers on his field.
Rather than call the police, he fined them £50 and called Campbells, advising them to look for the 'only Ford Focus growing in the field'.
The images show the blue car stranded in the middle of the muddy field.
Campbells Recovery's truck sits at the edge of the land, ready to rescue the red-faced couple. One shot shows the woman sitting sheepishly in the passenger's seat as a face mask dangles from the rear-view mirror.
Another shows her companion searching in the boot for a tow line.
Photos uploaded to Facebook by Campbells Recovery show the blue car stranded in the field
One shot shows a woman sitting in the passenger's seat as a face mask dangles from the mirror
Another photo shows her companion searching in the boot for a tow line
The images were uploaded to Facebook by Campbells Recovery yesterday, who wrote: 'Probably one of the funniest call outs we have had in a while, customer calls and says he has a dilemma.
'He pulled into a field to s*** a bird last night and was woken this morning by an angry farmer who wanted him off his land.
'But, realised he was stuck, when I asked for a live location he said you can't miss me. I'm the only Ford Focus growing in the field.
'Expensive s*** as he had to pay the farmer £50 for kipping in his field so he wouldn't call the police and then the recovery fee.
'P.S just to clarify no wives/girlfriends were harmed by this post. The lad gives no f**** about us putting this up.'
Campbells Recovery, based in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, were called to the scene after the farmer discovered the lovers on his field
The Facebook post has had social media users in stitches, with one joking that he would give the driver of the Ford Focus some 'decent spots just so he can avoid this next time'
The post has had social media users in stitches. One wrote: 'The magic focus. Went down the road and turned into a field.
Another said: 'Jeez you'd think for £50 the farmer would have pulled him out.'
'What a lad. I might message him with some decent spots just so he can avoid this f***** next time,' one Facebook user wrote
And another commented: 'I know farmers have it tough with theft and vandalism but f** me he must be the most miserable b*****.
'What ever happened to a shake of the hand and pat on the back.'
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