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Coronavirus positive: good news round-up - the sunlit uplands of Eurovision

The list of beloved cultural institutions this virus has seen off is appalling. Glastonbury, all West End productions, Fast and Furious 9, it’s enough to make you pick up a worthy book for the first time in a decade.

But there’s one hardy entity which is here to save us from pretending we understand Joyce. Give it up for the Eurovision Song Contest. 

Eurovision should be a relic. It’s highly kitsch, frequently gauche and an example of the continent working together in a post-borders spirit of friendship. All things to have fallen severely out of fashion in recent years.

But the show must go on, albeit in an online audience-free format. After postponing the traditional competition two weeks ago its organisers have now announced that there will be a new show airing on the original date for the final, Saturday 16 May.

Europe Shine A Light, bringing to mind one of our nation’s finest moments in the competition...

...will bring together all 41 (forty one! I challenge you to name more than 35 European countries) songs that were entered. They’ll be performed in remote locations, with no competitive element, and the whole thing is optimistically expected to last around two hours.

Let’s hope the traditional spirit of Eurovision remains. We want curious performance choices, mostly dreadful music but the odd legitimately excellent banger, like this year’s entry from Iceland:

Perhaps something we can do without this time is laggy video communication over long distances. There’s quite enough of that currently in our lives. Incidentally, if you’ve not been starting your Zoom calls by shouting to your friends “Hello Chester, Stevenage calling!” in a heavy German accent you’re doing them all wrong.

Elsewhere, people are heeding the sounds of creaking from their larders and beginning to realise there’s only so much you can stockpile, so rationing is coming to an end in several supermarkets

An app will tell you if you come into contact with someone who has tested positive for the virus. If that sounds like a dystopian future where government tracking of the populance is not only wielded, but actively welcomed by the people, well, welcome to April 2020. 

Perhaps best of all, the current climate has dimmed the powers of one of the year’s most tedious days. It's gone midday and I’m yet to see a laboured April Fools gag from a corporation.  

Here’s Harriet with the rest of today’s good news.


Three pleasant things to put into your head 


Excellent socially distanced morning street dancing in Cheshire:


This penguin at the Chicago Shedd Aquarium has made three new Beluga whale friends:


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Havertz became The Bundesliga's all-time leading under-21 goalscorer
Crvena Zvezda became the champion of Serbia for the third time in a row
PSG will buy Icardi from Inter for 50+7 million euros. The clubs have agreed
Inter Milan are Interested in forward of Hertha Cunha. Transfers of Cavani and Vidal are no longer a priority