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Awkward moment woman finds a live BAT hanging upside-down from the crotch of her jeans

An American woman shared the shocking moment she 'heard a squeak, looked down,' and discovered a live bad hanging from her crotch.

TikTok user TkaziG shared the viral video this month, asking incredulously, 'How did this happen to me?'

After filming her surprised reaction, she pans down to show a tiny black bat nestled directly in the crotch of her jeans, forcing her to awkwardly hover with her legs open.

An American woman shared the shocking moment she 'heard a squeak, looked down,' and discovered a live bad hanging from her crotch

TikTok user TkaziG shared the viral video this month, asking incredulously, 'How did this happen to me?'

'It's a goddamn bat,' TkaziG says, warning viewers to 'stay outta nature.'

Writing to commenters, she explained that she hadn't noticed it was there until she took a step and heard a squeaking noise from between her legs.

'I called my husband' she explained. 'I was terrified to move until he cabe to get it.' 

Her husband grabbed the bat — which died shortly after.

'I saw a cat in the area that I think was the culprit. We sent him off for testing and he came back negative for rabies,' she wrote.

The TikToker also assured viewers that she had followed up with a rabies test of her own. 

'With wings for your protection,' quipped one, while another wtote: 'Did it fly there, or escape from there?'

Several made Batman jokes, with one writing, 'To the bat cave!' and another chiming in: 'Alfred. Aldred. Aldred let me in I forgot my keys.'

Others had sex jokes, including 'Man I'm jealous. I just have dust and spiderwebs in mine' and 'When my husband said if I didn't star using it more often, bats would start flying out.'

One said it was like a 'freaky Dr. Seuss book' called 'Bat in the Cat.' 

Some made Halloween jokes, including one who said, 'Well that's one way to get ready for the spooky season.' 

One woman suggested that 'Ozzy Osborne out here making house calls,' while another said, 'I don't remember this from Jumanji'

'Y'all women going too damn far with these Halloween decorations but I love the commitment to the season,' wrote another.

'They say if you don't use a space enough, Spirit Halloweed takes over, sooo,' said one more.

A few people wondered if she was mensrutating — she was not — while one joked, 'I feel like a tampon is a safer more modern way of handling these types of issues.

One woman suggested that 'Ozzy Osborne out here making house calls,' while another said, 'I don't remember this from Jumanji.'

'That's the new variant, thanks a lot!' wrote yet another. 

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