The Royal Family and courtiers versus Meghan Markle and Harry Windsor is a battle both sides deserve to lose.
Has there ever been a worse bunch of moaning, entitled, preening, selfish, egotistical, privileged, indulged and out-of-touch narcissists who think the entire world revolves around them?
Hospitals are stuffed, people are still losing their lives, unemployment is rising and thousands of shops and pubs are closing.
Yet all Team Meghan and Squad Queen can think of is settling old scores.
I hope they’ve sedated ailing 99-year-old Philip Mountbatten in St Bart’s, so the former naval officer who risked his life fighting Hitler and Mussolini is unaware that his uncivil warring family is machine gunning itself.
We know from Diana Spencer that a Royal Family obsessed with rank, rules and protocols is freaky and banishes those who do not conform.
The Disney fairy tale of golden coaches and castles clearly turned into a nightmare for Ms Markle.
Curtseying to her granny-in-law and playing second fiddle to sister-in-law Kate never happened in her dreams.
A family harbouring Prince Andrew brings shame on itself.
And the latest bullying allegations suggest that Harry and Meghan need to realise that people in glass houses really shouldn’t throw stones.
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Blinded by vengeance, both sides have already lost self-respect.
Noisy relatives screaming across the Atlantic is a bad look.