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Pub landlords get punters smiling with hilarious chalkboard signs

The Sun

IT'S LAUGHS ORDERS

PUB chalk boards are giving drinkers a grin and tonic boost ahead of tomorrow’s return to indoor drinking.

Landlords bidding to outwit each other have already got punters smiling nationwide.

The signs of the times have already got punters smiling.

One grinned : “I was having a bad day until I saw these.”

And another joked: “I’m only here for the cheer.”

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