For as long as humans have existed, men have worried about the size of their penis - the bigger you are, the better you perform. Or at least that's how the story goes.
But for one man, who wishes to remain anonymous, having a micro penis has meant a better sex life and more confidence in and out of the bedroom - or at least for the most part.
Erect, it measures to a whole five-inches but flaccid, well, someone get the guy a magnifying glass because he admits getting hung up on the fact he can barely see it - yikes!
Watching porn as a teenager first made him aware of his smaller than average size, but, speaking to Cosmopolitan, he said he's become more comfortable with it as he's gotten older admitting to having "a healthy amount of sex regardless of size".
The secret? Well, confidence and oral sex. Lots of oral sex.
I am definitely much more eager to perform oral sex before penetrative sex.Anonymous man
While his small size most likely does matter to a partner, he insists you can still please them if you're competent in bed and if you can bring them [his female counterpart] to orgasm in other ways, such as oral.
He said: "I am definitely much more eager to perform oral sex before penetrative sex. This stems out of concern that I might not pleasure my partners sufficiently through just intercourse.
"I also think confidence plays a big part in being a good partner. A lot of poor performance can come from anxiety"
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You go, buddy! Keep your head up.
But despite the bloke's confidence and being comfortable with his size now, he still admits to wanting a larger penis, because, as he stated, "who wouldn't want to have a much bigger penis?"
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